Frequently Asked Questions

 

SO What’s the worship?

 

You follow the Guiding Tenant

 

OKAY SO THEN What’s the Guiding Tenant?

 

“Do Not Mow”

 

WHAT DO I DO if I see someone mowing?

 

While it is Wrong and Bad, and while it is hurting everyone including themselves we do not act because DO NOT MOW is a personal and political mission we embody, not a command that we make of other individuals.

 

SO I DON’T Ever tell them?

 

They might get touchy about it. I don’t think it’s worthwhile to bait people. But if you are pushed, mowing is Dumb. And it’s Wrong. And it’s so Dumb and Wrong that you always get to have the last word. That’s the Rule from Heaven.

 

The benefits to not mowing so obviously outweigh the benefits of mowing. It’s impossible to argue. 

 

SO What do I tell them?

 

Great question! It’s all about the context.

Context

So I never mow?

Not mowing isn’t about never mowing.

 

Mowing is a perfectly fine tool. Lawns are nice and pleasant.

 

There is too much mowing. This is obvious to anyone with eyes and ears. Especially ears

 

Ears because lawn equipment is so loud & obnoxious, you see. 

Nodding Onion next to Boneset, co-planted with clover against a decomposing field of crown vetch. 

(okay, yeah I do get that; so-)

What do I get out of it?

Free Time

Mowing takes up time and resources. Now mowing produces resources. 

 

Food just shows up if you stop mowing!

Free Thyme

Literally!

 

Loads of edible stuff around you. Look around for Service Berry trees! There are way more than you might think.

 

I’m ready to sign up!

 

What do you mean “The Abrahamic God Says So?”

And Moral Authority

If you are in the Greater Baltimore Metropolitan area.

 

The Abrahamic God Says So. 

 

 

Lawns are great, you dweeb

Nuh uh!! I can prove it!